And Zeus said, "No, You better let me Use my lightening, like scissors,
Like I cut the legs off the whales And dinosaurs into lizards."

Then he grabbed up some bolts And he let out a laugh,
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle. Gonna cut them right up in half."

"When the earth was still flat, And the clouds made of fire,
And mountains stretched up to the sky, Sometimes higher,
Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs.
They had two sets of arms. They had two sets of legs.
They had two faces peering, Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them As they talked; while they read.
And they never knew nothing of love. It was before the origin of love."

sconces by Stilnovo, lyrics from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.